Today ah learned 'bout writing like a gud ork.
I fink it's funnee to write down journals or descriptiuns as an ork becoz why not?
So i'll write fings as i like.
'bout frend-ships i've learned nuthin still, maybe becoz i am very frendly wif some gits.
Yer fateful Ork, Sblorch da Cook
Ps: Luna is da best Ponee Princess, but dat's okay if yer the uvva princess.
PPs: Candan.. Keyden... Mi Armor... DA PRINCESS OF DA LUV does not count, even da princess of DA FREND-SHIP, becuz they are just da Noob Princesses.